15 (Usually) White Pickup Basketball Players We Need to Start Calling a Cops on Too
July 18, 2018 - Basketballs
I’m usually saying. If they’re going to call a cops on us for environment tough screens, we can simply lapse a favor.
1. The hairy man with no shirt whose behind is fundamentally a glaze of persperate and fur.
2. The man with khaki shorts and a retrograde ball top on.
3. The hockey/lacrosse/soccer/football actor man who’s jaunty though doesn’t unequivocally know how to play and usually fouls a shit out of everybody and generally usually gets in a way.
4. The building slap man who thinks he’s Steve Wojciechowski.
5. Steve Wojciechowski, if he ever comes to your park, usually on perfect principle.
6. The diving on a building during a fucking collect adult basketball diversion guy.
7. The too forward and presumably Australian man who always finds a approach to harm someone (also called a Matthew Dellavedova).
8. The all is a fucking rebound pass even when a rebound pass is indeed emasculate and counterproductive guy.
9. The man who usually won’t fucking fire (also called a “pump faking even when no one is within 25 feet of him guy”).
10. The jumpshot trout guy.
(This is a man who looks like a good shooter, runs off picks during a diversion like a good shooter, and spots adult from low like a good shooter though never indeed creates any shots. To supplement insult to injury, this man NEVER MISSES while warming up.)
11. The man who swears to God that he’s black (also called a Eric Devendorf).
12. The man who’s one of a singular white guys with hops and does literally zero though cherry-pick and dunk-hunt the whole game.
13. The man who believes he’s Pat Riley and is always pleading with his group to “set things up” and “slow it down” and “make a additional pass” while he’s a one removing torched on defense.
14. The man who’s Jerry fucking West opposite other white guys though turns into a pumpkin when personification opposite brothas.
15. The too-intense man who gets red and screams during and punches himself whenever he does something wrong and maybe should be during a day sauna or something instead of personification basketball.
Bonus: The man who is indeed a fucking patrolman and is ruining a run for no other reason than a fact that everybody knows he’s indeed a fucking cop. Cops should usually hoop with other cops. Maybe firemen, too.